I Love Murder Mystery
by Anonymous So lately there have been updated stories of the JonBenet case. I never knew the story growing up, especially in the part of the U.S. I grew up in. It just wasn't part of my world....
View ArticleI Dream of JonBenet
by Anonymous So in my dream, I was somehow convinced who did it and it was true. I didn't say a name, but somehow the info I had was groundbreaking. I told my boss and she said if I have any info of...
View ArticleI HATE House Flippers
by Anonymous We found the perfect house st a fantastic price. As everthing came together and we put in our offer and was going to sign, some flipper came in with a brief case full of cash. Told them...
View ArticleI'd like a $40 pizza, Mr. Mayor
by Anonymous I exercised my financial privilege and bought a pizza from Little Cesar's. Then I watched through the window as a homeless thief stole my USB front light off of my bike. Now I have to buy...
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Good Morning, News: Fried Chicken Raps, Horse Hooves on Belmont, and the...
by Dirk VanderHart You probably know by now the 28-year-old suspected of planting bombs in Manhattan and New Jersey over the weekend was arrested Monday morning, after a gun battle with cops in which...
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Comedian Louis CK is Coming to Portland; Celebrate and PANIC!
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey PANIC!!First celebrate; then PANIC!! One of your most beloved comedians, Louis CK is coming to Portland for two days of shows at the Moda Center on January 19, 2017 and January...
View ArticleElevator Boobs
by Anonymous Dear elevator hottie:I really wasn't trying to be a creeper. I know you caught me looking at your cleavage and I smiled, yeah kind of creeper. But what was I supposed to do? Look away...
View ArticleVideos Show Terence Crutcher, Another Unarmed Black Man, Being Killed by...
by Ansel Herz Dashcam video shows #TerrenceCrutcher was unarmed, had hands raised when shot by officer https://t.co/z1yh9lfLTtpic.twitter.com/GT3BMeHmlm— WSYX ABC 6 (@wsyx6) September 19, 2016The New...
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The World Needs a New Beatles Documentary Like It Needs Another Garbage Gyre...
by Ned Lannamann ...but The Beatles: Eight Days a Week—The Touring Years plays it smart by selecting a single lane of the Fab Four’s sprawling saga and following it from start to finish. Director Ron...
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Savage Love Letter of the Day: She Wants To Want Her Husband Again
by Dan Savage First, thank you. I've read Savage Love for probably 15 years now and I made it out of my twenties disease-free and sane because of you. Thank you for all the guidance.I'm a bi woman,...
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Enter to Win Tickets to Northwest Hesh Fest
by Ciara Dolan Northwest Hesh Fest is back! Starting this Thursday, Dante's will host three nights of killer bands, from local heavy icons Red Fang (who release their latest record Only Ghost in a few...
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TBA Review: Grief and Humor in Mohamed El Khatib's Finir en beauté
by Katie Pelletier French Moroccan author and director Mohamed El KhatibZirlib CollectiveAmid all the spectacle and exhibition of TBA, the description of French Moroccan author and director Mohamed El...
View ArticleRequired Viewing: Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert Have No Problem Calling...
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View ArticleI Have Nothing to Add to This Skittles Nonsense, Except That Nazis Would Have...
by Christopher Frizzelle This was definitely the dumbest and most insensitive thing I saw yesterday:This image says it all. Let's end the politically correct agenda that doesn't put America first....
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TBA Review: Britt Hatzius’s Blind Cinema is Not For Child-Hating Roald Dahl...
by Katie Pelletier Hearing an eight-year-old describe a film is hilarious.Britt HatziusThe setup for Britt Hatzius’s Blind Cinema, which ran throughout PICA’s TBA:16, seems to me the sort of thing...
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Pastrami Zombie Will Invade Your Brain
by Andrea Damewood Thomas TealI'VE DONE ENOUGH eating at Pastrami Zombie over the last several weeks to make a final call about how good these smoky, drippy, and huge sandwiches are. So naturally, I...
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I'm a Millennial Who Plans to Vote for Clinton, But Her Appeal to Millennials...
by Rich Smith Technically, yes. Joseph Sohm / Shutterstock.comYesterday, in her speech to the students at Temple, which was also a speech to the 70 million 18 to 30-year-olds in the country, Hillary...
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Things To Do Tonight 9/20
by Mercury Staff Del the Funky Homosapien, Richie Cunning, DJ Bad, DJ Poe Del the Funky Homosapien emerged from the ravaged West Coast gangsta rap detritus of the early ’90s as the antithesis to his...
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Live Review: It’s Black Fuckin’ Sabbath, Man!
by Arthur Bradford Arthur BradfordI didn’t have particularly high expectations for last week's Black Sabbath concert, to be honest. Arena rock shows can be weird and distant, and too often these...
View ArticleYou Hate California, But...
by Anonymous ...we know we both hate shirty drivers. Yes. There was a small non-injury fender bender. Let's slow down both lanes of w two lane freeway to rubber neck. Wow I wonder what her first...
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