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I'd like a $40 pizza, Mr. Mayor

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by Anonymous

I exercised my financial privilege and bought a pizza from Little Cesar's. Then I watched through the window as a homeless thief stole my USB front light off of my bike. Now I have to buy a new one. So fuck you, City Officials, for failing so hard at understanding homelessness, that a pizza from the cheery roman cost me $40. And fuck capitalism for imposing materialism on us humans.

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