I Just Want a Cuckold
by Anonymous How come it's so hard to find one person to have sex with my wife while I watch. I asked this guy the other day and I offered him 10,000 dollars and said no that asshole. I hope you rot...
View ArticleOregonian Homelessness Event Despite Peer Panelist
by Anonymous On Thursday, June 23, 2016, the Oregonian Media Group is presenting: The Big Idea: Homelessness.I reached out to the event Manager for the Oregonian, pleading for having folks with lived...
View ArticleTo the Long, Dark-Haired, Juggling Guitarist
by Anonymous Hey, you're in a band and I forgot your name (all you Portland guitarists are the same to me). I was walking alone to my car one night from the bars on Mississippi and you happened to be...
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Portland Thorns Recap: Reign Reign Go Away
by Erin O'Regan We did it! Well, let’s be honest, they did it—and we watched! The Thorns kept the Seattle Reign off the board to end in a 0-0 draw Sunday afternoon at Providence Park. With grit,...
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Is Elizabeth Warren too Good for the White House?
by Matt Baume Obviously, Elizabeth Warren would be an amazing president. But does that mean she should run?I'm not talking about this year. It's not going to happen, no matter how desperately we might...
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Love & Friendship Is the Best Underworld Movie Yet
by Marjorie Skinner It's a little rude to betray the wishes of an author who kept certain books out of public view. Still, examining early, inferior, or neglected manuscripts can enable a richer...
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This Week at Bridgetown: "The Court of I, Anonymous" and More Comedy News!
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Guys! As you better know by now, the annual cavalcade of laughs known as the Bridgetown Comedy Festival starts this Wednesday! SQUEEEEEE!! And as usual, this ever-growing...
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This Election Cycle, the Libertarian Party is on the Cutting Edge of Bonkers
by Matt Baume Some quality programming from CSPAN.How did you spend Memorial Day weekend? The presidential campaign spent the holiday getting real stupid in Orlando. That's where the Libertarian Party...
View ArticleHappy Birthday! Portland's "I Like Turtles" Video Is Nine
by Bri Brey Nine years ago on this fateful day at the Rose Festival, a meme was born. On May 31, 2007, then 10-year-old Jonathon Ware got his face painted as a zombie, and announced to a KGW reporter...
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The Bachelorette Recap: Episode 2 - The Rise of Chad
by Campy Draper Only nice people give advice. courtesy of @BacheloretteABCRose! Not the flower. The beverage. Oh, reading the bottle I guess that should be “Rosé.” Have you had it? Probably not. I’m...
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The New Sincerity of Tim Heidecker's In Glendale
by Morgan Troper TIM HEIDECKER Not joking around.CARA ROBBINSWHETHER IT'S the jingoist sendup "Our Values Are Under Attack" from web series Decker or the bizarre and indelible Cinco jingles from the...
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Timbers v. San Jose Match Preview
by Abe Asher Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland TimbersAfter drawing the Chicago Fire on Saturday in Illinois, the Portland Timbers — still in search of their first shutout of 2016 — return to Providence...
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The End of Taking Young People's Ambitious Energy and Giving Them Zero...
by Eli Sanders Young, ambitious, and working a lot of extra hours for no pay? President Obama's overtime proposal is likely to change that.Andrey_Popov/ShutterstockThe Obama administration is moving...
View ArticleJerry Brown Does Math, Endorses Clinton
by Dan Savage California governor Jerry Brown posted an open letter to his website this weekend addressed to Democrats and independents in California:I have closely watched the primaries and am deeply...
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Mayor Charlie Hales' New "Transition Plan," Offers Ted Wheeler Input on...
by Dirk VanderHart As he gets ready to give up his seat atop Portland City Hall, Mayor Charlie Hales says he plans to loop his successor, State Treasurer Ted Wheeler, in on policy discussions with...
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Sasquatch! Music Festival 2016 Photo Recap
by Timothy Rysdyke Lena Simon of La Luz rocking the Bigfoot stage.Natasha Leeggero in the comedy tent.In what turned out to be another eventful, fun-filled weekend at the Gorge, Sasquatch! Music...
View ArticleI Have All Kinds of Friends on FB
by Anonymous But I think I'm going to start thinning the branches a little..."Got to love race baiting Christian hating so called Americans. What a load of crap, it isn't the color of their skin that...
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Essential Reading: Rebecca Traister on Hillary Clinton
by Megan Burbank Clinton, here pictured being sworn in as Secretary of State, is a fan of The Good Wife and House of Cards, says Traister.United States Department of State via Wikimedia CommonsOver at...
View ArticleSavage Love
"Should I let him go for his own sake?" by Dan Savage There's this boy—he's 29; I'm 46 and female. We met when we were 23 and 41. I was not and am not into little boys. The Kid chased me, and I turned...
View ArticleOne Day at a Time
Ben Affleck loses keys to Batmobile, has to take Uber. by Ann Romano MONDAY, MAY 23Welcome back to One Day at a Time, dears—your source for the very worst that Hollyweird has to offer! Should you feel...
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