The Best Records of 2016
Here are the best records of 2016, as selected by the Mercury’s music staff. by Mercury Music Staff 1. Mal Devisa, Kiid 2. Frankie Cosmos, Next Thing 3. Sister Grotto, You Don’t Have to Be a House to...
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The Mercury music staff describes the moments when music lessened the impact of this terrible year. by Mercury Music Staff I RECENTLY DECIDED to spend a quiet Sunday re-watching Dolly Parton’s...
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Say farewell to the sad old year with our citywide New Year’s Eve guide by Mercury Staff It’s been a rough and confusing year. And while there’s no promise that 2017 is going to get a whole lot...
View ArticleLion: Get Ready To Cry!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 by Eric D. Snider LION is the incredible true story of why you should never have children in India. Based on Saroo Brierley’s memoir A Long Way Home, the film, an inspiring drama that earns...
View ArticleElle and Paul Verhoeven’s Twisted Return
All hail Isabelle Huppert! by Andrew Wright PAUL VERHOEVEN'S American phase was too nasty to last, really, with movies like RoboCop and Starship Troopers giving the audience what they initially...
View ArticleStuck on Passengers' Busted Spaceship
At least Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt are stuck onboard too? by Erik Henriksen BEAUTIFUL AND MEDIOCRE, Passengers starts, at least, with a fantastic concept: Onboard the Avalon—a spaceship...
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Things To Do Film
Reviews of Assassin's Creed, Why Him?, and more! The Accountant It’s not hard to imagine how Ben Affleck was convinced to sign on to The Accountant. “Hey Benny!” director Gavin O’Connor shouted into...
View ArticlePortland’s 911 System Has a Gaping Flaw
If you get disconnected while on hold with 911, the city has no idea you called. by Doug Brown It was just after 3 am on May 7 when Betty Fry’s small old house in Southeast Portland’s Sunnyside...
View ArticleFrom Massive Sweeps to Legal Camping, No Portland Mayor Has Wrestled with...
So how’d he do? by Dirk VanderHart On December 10, exactly three weeks from Mayor Charlie Hales’ last day in office, Portland solved veterans’ homelessness.Sort of.Thanks to years of work (and...
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Good Morning, News: Obama Bans Oil Drilling, "Harry Potter Bandit" Captured,...
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Oh, it's a yum-yummy world made for sweethearts. Take a walk with your favorite girl. LET'S GO TO PRESS.An eight-year-old suffered minor injuries from a...
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Reviewing the Year in Weed
by Josh Jardine ISTOCK / GASPR13As we wrap up 2016—a year that, for many, has been filled with a distressing degree of loss, fear, and historical division—let’s take a look back at these past 12...
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Mayor-Elect Ted Wheeler Will Hand Out Bureau Assignments, Then Snatch Them Back
by Dirk VanderHart Doug BrownPortland's four city commissioners will know what city bureaus they've been tapped to oversee under Mayor Ted Wheeler on January 3. Then they'll have three months to prove...
View ArticleI Dispense As Well
by Anonymous How could it go wrong? Selling legal weed to willing buyers? After passing ID's back and forth three or four times (as required by law?), I'm predisposed to be pissed off already. It...
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Things to Do Tonight!
by Mercury Staff Re-run Theater: Holiday Special Double Feature The Hollywood celebrates not only the Christmas season, but five years of bringing the absolute best—and the cringiest—of television...
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Sorry, Trump Voters. Women Are Already Punished for Having Abortions
by Megan Burbank Abortion is a common, low-risk medical procedure. We live in a country committed to ignoring this basic fact.Joel Carillet / iStockYesterday was a shitty day if you care about...
View ArticleTop Five Christmas Songs: Ned Lannamann's List
by Ned Lannamann A few of us Mercury staffers are sharing their top five Christmas songs on Blogtown this week. I'm going first, but as you'll see, my list is the only one that matters. Despite the...
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Wm.™ Steven Humphrey's "Unfuckwithable Rules of the White Elephant Gift...
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Our annual Mercury office "White Elephant Gift Exchange" is going down tomorrow, and you're not invited. HOWEVER! In the public's interest, here is my annual blog post, "Wm.™...
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Vice Is Ditching Comments, Too. Santa Must Be Real After All!
by Sean Nelson Commentary and dissent really have merged to form DissentaryVice.com announced yesterday that it will join the growing number of websites (NPR.com, Reuters, Popular Science) that are...
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Portland's Going to Cease Corporate Investments—For Four Months Or So
by Dirk VanderHart The Portland City Council held the last meeting in its current form today. Its final decision? Ceasing investing city tax dollars in all corporate bonds. At least for a few months....
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Good Morning, News: Charlie Hales, Weed Delivery, and 911 Flaws
by Doug Brown Good morning, Portland. These links are begging to be clicked. Jeremy EatonOut in print yesterday, make sure to check out Dirk VanderHart's piece on outgoing Mayor Charlie Hales' legacy...
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