That okay.
So Hulk text Iron Man! "Iron Man!" Hulk text. "What you doing this weekend? Want 2 hang out?""Hey Hulk," Iron Man text. "I'm not feeling so hot, so I'm staying in. Next time, pal!"
That okay too. Hulk know when Tony Stark say he "not feeling so hot" it code for "alcoholic Tony Stark have hangover."COLOR HULK SHOCKED!
So THEN Hulk text Ant-Man. "Ant-Man!" Hulk text. "What you doing this weekend? Want 2 hang out?""New phone, who dis?" Ant-Man text back. Ant-Man think him funny, but Ant-Man just rude. Besides, Hulk know Ant-Man have same old phone forever.
Hulk have nobody to hang out with. Everybody too busy for Hulk. Like usual.
BUT THEN HULK FIND OUT WHAT EVERYONE DOING! They all am in new movie Captain America: Civil War! But guess who NOT in new movie? HULK! Guess who got left out? Again! HULK!
Therefore! Hulk quit Avengers! ("C'mon, don't be like that," Ant-Man text later. Hulk text back, "NEW PHONE WHO DIS!!!") Hulk now have lots of spare time. So Hulk find new hobbies! Hulk list them now!
• Hulk go door to door to get word out for Green Party president candidate Jill Stein! Actually, Hulk VERY opposed to Jill Stein's policies. Hulk more of libertarian, if Hulk honest. But Hulk feel it important to have first green president.