#FUBAR
The latest in this city's ever-growing array of storytelling showcases is #FUBAR, a night of yarns from military veterans who attend Portland State University, and have seen/dealt with enough shit in their day to more than merit the crass hashtag. It'll be enlightening and free. DIRK VANDERHART
PSU's Smith Memorial Student Union, 3rd Floor, 1825 SW Broadway, 7 pm, FREE, all ages
Captain America: Civil War
UNEXPECTED FACT! 2014's Captain America: The Winter Soldier wasn't just 2014's best superhero movie—it was one of 2014's best movies, period. Now, Winter Soldier directors Anthony and Joe Russo (Community, Arrested Development) raise the stakes with Captain America: Civil War—which, sure, stars Cap, but also features Iron Man, Black Widow, and some dork named Peter Parker. ERIK HENRIKSEN
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